Wednesday, December 10, 2014
How I hoped my birthday would go:
Cute girl at work: Wow! You look nice today!"
Tom: "It's my birthday!"
"Any plans tonight to celebrate?"
"I'm taking myself out to supper at the ramen place in Shorewood. If shit goes pear shaped, I'm getting poutine and a beer before the hockey game."
"I love poutine! Can I come, too?"
How it actually went:
"Cute girl at work: "..."
Tom: "It's my birthday!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
said Tommy T. at 10:14 PM - #
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Cute girl at work: Wow! You look nice today!"
Tom: "It's my birthday!"
"Any plans tonight to celebrate?"
"I'm taking myself out to supper at the ramen place in Shorewood. If shit goes pear shaped, I'm getting poutine and a beer before the hockey game."
"I love poutine! Can I come, too?"
How it actually went:
"Cute girl at work: "..."
Tom: "It's my birthday!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
said Tommy T. at 10:14 PM - #
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