Tuesday, October 04, 2011

She says she's proud of me for getting a membership at the fitness club. That's a great feeling. They have a whirlpool, so I'm ready for work and dealing with morons. I can start working on my Ronnie abs so she'll want to touch me. I've never had someone want to touch me, so this could be good. As of this morning, I've lost 20 pounds. No moobs. I don't look like Peter Griffin. But I've still got stretch marks with 20 more pounds to lose.

said Tommy T. at 5:05 PM - #

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